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Rhyana (Member) 7/20/2005 8:08 AM EST : Top 10 Dog Peeves about Humans
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TOP 10 DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS

1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!

2. Yelling at me for barking .. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!

3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose .... stop it!

5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
your stuff up when you're not home.

6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo
Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

7. Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised when
I freak out every time we go back!

8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but
I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

9. Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the fur?

10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the
truth, you're just jealous.
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Azzie (Member) 7/20/2005 12:28 PM EST : RE: Top 10 Dog Peeves about Humans
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LOL, its true about the bows!

I used to take my cockers to a groomer who tried putting little bows in the hair on their ears. My dogs were not impressed one wit and took great pleasure in ripping those bows right out of there. And then of course trying to eat them!

But then the groomer switched over to neckerchiefs and the dogs just loved those. They pranced around any time they had them on; it was just too funny,ROFL!

I groom the dogs now, so the neckerchiefs are only done on special occasions for Christmas and such. But they still like wearing them =)


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