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Arathel (SuperAdmin) 6/14/2005 8:46 AM EST : Dear Dog and Cat:
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Dear and Dog and Cat:

The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The Other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years-canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:

Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
(That's why they call it "fur"niture.)

3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. Dogs and cats are better than kids... they eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hangout with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollars for college - and if they get pregnant, you can sell the children.
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Leorah (Member) 6/14/2005 9:56 AM EST : RE: Dear Dog and Cat:
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LOL

Cute Arathel!  I like it!  So very true!

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537236240_Inactive (Applicant) 6/14/2005 12:05 PM EST : RE: Dear Dog and Cat:

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That is great.  I love it.  I have a little mix breed dog and she greets me the same way everyday when I get home from work.  I come through the door and she immediatly puts her paws on my legs and as I try to move forward she back pedals never missing a step for 20 or so feet.

Though it is annoying on weekends when she thinks you should be awake at 6 am like weekdays.  She jumps up on to my bed runs up my chest and starts liking my face.  Now of that doesn't walk you up out of a dead sleep nothing will.

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537207357_Inactive (Applicant) 6/14/2005 12:33 PM EST : RE: Dear Dog and Cat:
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Thats awesome Ara, I totally agree with all of it..:)
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Azzie (Member) 6/14/2005 5:15 PM EST : RE: Dear Dog and Cat:
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ROFL! Its a fact! Every word


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Astyliana (Member) 6/15/2005 3:43 AM EST : RE: Dear Dog and Cat:
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She had to make sure #3 was 'most' people, since I'm her favorite kid!! <3 ya' Ara *hugs*
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Reapr (Member) 6/15/2005 4:50 AM EST : RE: Dear Dog and Cat:
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   I couldnt have said it any better if I tried..woot glad to see we have pet lovers in the mix..(and i dont mean you Petronia although we all love you as well..)sorry couldnt resist..
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Arathel (SuperAdmin) 6/24/2005 7:04 AM EST : RE: Dear Dog and Cat:
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lol Asty I don't know whether to hug you for that comment or hit you over the head!

*hugs* anyway

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Freiya 52 Barbarian Shaman - Liathano 46 High Elf Cleric - Mistical 19 High Elf Enchanter - Grianne 20 Wood Elf Druid - Izeult 20 Dark Elf Magician - Jihana 12 Human Ranger

DRINAL/MAELIN:
 Arathel Eideann 83 High Elf Cleric - Jihana Mytherian 75 Human Ranger - Katreena 55 Vah Shir Beastlord - Lysandre Lhoirran 52 High Elf Paladin
 Mysticol Illuzion 43 Dark Elf Enchanter - Raewyn 40 Half Elf Bard - Izeult 38 Dark Elf Shadowknight - Grianne 46 Human Druid
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Bulbnoz (Member) 6/27/2005 4:00 AM EST : RE: Dear Dog and Cat:
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LOL so very cute
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celesa (Member) 7/4/2005 9:14 AM EST : RE: Dear Dog and Cat:
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~*just about died laughing here*~
My sentiments exsactly! It exudes truth!


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the planet throbs with  the beat of life.
My heart throbs to the rhythem of sound.
My body aches to press against,
A world that has fallen and decayed.
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