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busti (Member) 9/3/2005 4:54 AM EST : Never choke in a restaurant in the South...
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Two hillbillies walk into a bar.  
While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their
moonshine operation.  Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table,
who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. 
After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is
in real distress.  One of the hillbillies looks at her
and says, "Kin ya swallar?"  The woman shakes her head no.
 
"Kin ya breathe?"  The woman begins to turn blue and
shakes her head no.  The hillbilly walks over to the woman,
lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her drawers
and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his
tongue.  The woman is so shocked that she has a violent
spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.  As she
begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back
to the bar.  His partner says,  Ya  know, I'd heerd of
that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I  ain't never
seed nobody do it!"
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canook (Officer) 9/3/2005 9:38 AM EST : RE: Never choke in a restaurant in the South...
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LOL  

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Azzie (Member) 9/3/2005 4:03 PM EST : RE: Never choke in a restaurant in the South...
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ROFL!

 

 


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Reapr (Member) 9/3/2005 4:42 PM EST : RE: Never choke in a restaurant in the South...
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never saw that comeing...rofl
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