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HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING YOUR TIME WITH BEER.  AS YOU KNOW OUR RANK SYSTEM DETERMINES YOUR LOOT.

HALF-BAKED - You are making 0-25 percent of the raids. 

Lightweight - Your are making 26-50 percent of the raids

Lush - You are making 51-75 percent of the raids.

Bouncer (men)/Coyote Ugly (women) - Your are a CORE RAIDER.  You get first invite to a raid (class need is first priority, then rank).  You have invite power and also meet the first requirement to become a class officer.

The DKP mod will monitor your raid attendance.  Whisper any officer "?dkp" to get your raid percentage.

LOOT and how it works:

1)  a) Any gear will be offered to BOUNCER's FIRST.  If more than one bouncer needs the same piece of gear, then b) gear will go to the person for which has received no loot in over 2 weeks of raiding, then c) to whoever statistically NEEDS the gear the most for that item (limited to ONE epic per run unless there are no other Bouncer ranks who need). The last deciding factor is a roll.

3)  Once NO bouncers need on gear, it will then go to LUSH rank.  Same rules apply as per above....down to Half-Baked.

NEW MEMBERS = You may only climb 1 rank per week until you have been raiding for one month.  In other words, it will take a minium of 4 weeks of raiding to become a BOUNCER.

***If you want to see ranks/attendance percentages for yourself, the mod I use is QDKP found on Curse gaming***

BE PREPARED - HAVING A FLASK OR 2 ELIXIRS EQUIPPED (MUST BE BOTH BATTLE AND GUARDIAN) EQUIPPED DURING THE RAID WILL RANK YOU UP 1/2 STEP ABOVE OTHER RAID MEMBERS.  IF YOU HAVE ELIXIRS EQUIPPED ON A BOSS AND YOU DIE DURING THE ENCOUNTER, YOU BETTER RE-EQUIP THEM TO RE-ESTABLISH YOUR RANK.
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NEW PICS ARE UP!!

Itsnoc, Feb 20, 09 8:15 PM.
Got the new pics up!!  Enjoy the Gallery

Months of September and October

Roy Mishima, Sep 14, 08 3:58 PM.
well guys we're doing classified work in my job realy dangerous and demanding work for about 2-3 weeks.  I might not get time to raid with u guys am sry i would love more then anything to help u guys but.... i will try my best to be there and get u guys to Hyjal and BT as soon as possible.  I at least owe the guild that much if not more well i guess ill see u when am able to get a day off... and have one on me :P

Awesom Progress

Roy Mishima, Jun 24, 08 1:28 PM.
Guys when i got back that morning from work and Cream told me you guys 1 shoted grulls Lair and down Mag i almoust cried. This Guild is froming up to Become One awesom Guild and its all thanks to you guys.

On Behalf of all the officers and Itsnoc. GREAT FUCKING JOB!!!!

In case you guys don't know

Shamoke, May 14, 08 7:11 PM.
I live in Florida. More specifically, Malabar. Never heard of it? Well we've made big news the past few days. Why? Fires. Yes, I was surrounded by fire. Across the street I could see a wall of 20ft flames behind a house, with 2 fire trucks battling it. The neighborhood became completely united. I could barely breath, and I had about a 50ft seeing radius before everything was completely distorted by smoke. Soon my neighbor's fence line caught on fire. When I heard it I ran as fast as I could to his property and was met by his friend who handed me a breathing mask, telling me that I would need it. The firemen were too busy so we had to extinguish it ourselves (It's amazing what a garden hose and beer will do). It was about 10ft of fire that was about 10ft from his house, but we managed to put it out (By the end of the fire, my neighbor was completely smashed from the booze). The next day my other neighbor's yard caught on fire, but they weren't home. Their yard is completely scorched to nothing. The only reason their house is still standing is because of us. We couldn't even call 911... couldn't get through. My mom sped down our road until she found a firefighter to radio it in. My dad was on the end of a garden hose fighting 30ft flames. We rescued their pet bunny and kept it in our downstairs bathroom. These past few days have been horrifying. But we were more fortunate than others. Love you guys.

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HalfEMT, Apr 4, 08 9:50 PM.
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