So here it is, finally

Blitzkreiger, aka Titzmcgee, aka Titzkreiger, aka Shalker, Aka MrAwesome, Aka dumbfuck, aka handitard, aka retardedpallystandinginfire, aka BetterthanUth, Aka ArbtaughtmeeverythingIknowaboutashamanthat'swhyIsuck   applying

So I have this Holy/ret pally and this ele/resto shaman that are about to become guildless and will be seeking a bank to rob, phatloot to take from the deserving, and a raid spot to otherwise waste.  For those of you who don't know me, I have a 3k Gs on my Pally, and 2800 Gs on my shaman.   I did nothing to acquire said GS other than run heroics and fail at dps (~34dps in 25 naxx).  I would now like to raid like every other fail player that plays this game, because my GS  dictates that I will be and end game raider,  promote ANAL trade and farm for grey items worth 30 copper from the forest while killing bores to level up before I face THE FATMAN wielding THE SWORD OF 1000 TRUTHS.

I have no intention of respeccing if a raid asks me to, and I will only bring shame, misfortune, a half Emo brother and a cousin that I once thought that actually was dropped off by the stork based on the size of his enormous feet that could be used to float small sinking ships upon this guild

I live in an igloo, somewhere north of no where.  Right know, my best friend Tarka, is cooking whale blubber and hunting baby seals with a club.  Smells Delicious!   I have never seen summer, or a pretty lady, and am missing 2 front teeth from knife combat with the chiefs sister.  For the guild meet and great, i intend to bring caribou jerky, and male Polarbear milk

All questions concerning my fail spec, gemming, and chants can be sent to NorthofTheBorder@nonesistantEmail.com

thanks for your consideration