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blitzkreiger (Member) 2/23/2010 10:50 PM EST : Titzmcgee and Shalker app

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So here it is, finally

Blitzkreiger, aka Titzmcgee, aka Titzkreiger, aka Shalker, Aka MrAwesome, Aka dumbfuck, aka handitard, aka retardedpallystandinginfire, aka BetterthanUth, Aka ArbtaughtmeeverythingIknowaboutashamanthat'swhyIsuck   applying

So I have this Holy/ret pally and this ele/resto shaman that are about to become guildless and will be seeking a bank to rob, phatloot to take from the deserving, and a raid spot to otherwise waste.  For those of you who don't know me, I have a 3k Gs on my Pally, and 2800 Gs on my shaman.   I did nothing to acquire said GS other than run heroics and fail at dps (~34dps in 25 naxx).  I would now like to raid like every other fail player that plays this game, because my GS  dictates that I will be and end game raider,  promote ANAL trade and farm for grey items worth 30 copper from the forest while killing bores to level up before I face THE FATMAN wielding THE SWORD OF 1000 TRUTHS.

I have no intention of respeccing if a raid asks me to, and I will only bring shame, misfortune, a half Emo brother and a cousin that I once thought that actually was dropped off by the stork based on the size of his enormous feet that could be used to float small sinking ships upon this guild

I live in an igloo, somewhere north of no where.  Right know, my best friend Tarka, is cooking whale blubber and hunting baby seals with a club.  Smells Delicious!   I have never seen summer, or a pretty lady, and am missing 2 front teeth from knife combat with the chiefs sister.  For the guild meet and great, i intend to bring caribou jerky, and male Polarbear milk

All questions concerning my fail spec, gemming, and chants can be sent to NorthofTheBorder@nonesistantEmail.com

thanks for your consideration


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Xanocrates (SuperAdmin) 2/24/2010 1:17 PM EST : RE: Titzmcgee and Shalker app
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Hahahaha oh, <3 Blitz. Hit us up in game. Glad to have you aboard!

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Lynnadin (Officer) 2/25/2010 5:04 PM EST : RE: Titzmcgee and Shalker app

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There is an 'x' in nonexistent.  Just sayin' >.>

I am NOT an altaholic.  I can stop whenever I want!
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