About your character
Character name: Sparrowhawk
Ifhunter, please note that in addition to your other duties, you willalso be the guild scapegoat, taking the blame for incidents including,but not limited to, the tanks dying from lack of healing, cloth-wearingclasses body-aggroing trash, and us running out of booze.
If gnome, expect to be juggled and/or turned into dinner. Hungry druid is hungry!
Spec: Pet Collecting / Lame-joke Making Unwilling to respec
Are you dual-spec and/or would you be willing to respec?
Ifyou are willing to fill another role, do you currently have the gear tosupport it? Include your stats for alternate specs not available on thearmory.
Gear (link from the Armory, warcrafter.net, or Ctprofiles): Meh I forget
Brieflydescribe your usual DPS or threat rotation and when (or if) it varies.If you are a healer, tell us about your healing style.
PEW PEW PEW!!!!
Bonus points for a WWS parse of you performing well:
**ERROR: DIVIDE BY ZERO**
What consumables do you bring to an average raid?
Pet Treats, Pony Keg, Archmage Vargoth
List your relevant Wrath raiding experience (bosses killed):
Maiden of Virtue, ummmm whatever you guys took me too, Jakalas
Do you want to bring any alts with you? (Note: your alt(s) must be at least level 20 to warrant an invite.)
Haize, Level 50 Electricity/Psychic Blaster, one or two epicsAbout you
Pleasereview our raiding schedule and indicate what days you can attend. Ifthere are any raids you can partially make, indicate that as well.Times are EST (server time).
Wednesday 9:00 pm -1:00 am: Nope
Thursday 9:00 pm -1:00 am: Nuh-uh
Do you have vent? A mic? Yes, they're in the floor all over the house. Mic? I have a Michelobe because someone left it here after a party andit's piss beer that I won't touch.
Are you over 18? Or can lie well enough we’re not going to catch you out? 18 what? I'm over 18 inches ifyaknowwhatImean
Maturity as measured in kittens: What do you mean? African or European?
Why do you want to join Bacchanalia? Give us something more than thestock, “I want to raid,” because no shit. Why choose us? I've beenhorribly lost in the Guild Portal website for the past three months. Please, if anyone finds this... Send help!! PLEASE!!! I BEG OF YOU!!!FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY SAAAAAAVEE MEEEEEEEEeeeee!!!!
Past guilds (including imaginary ones): Ummm I think I was in one ortwo.... Heroes 4 Hire, Galactic Heroes, Knights of the Olde Order,Bacchanalia, Sparrowhawk, (Cooler than Sparrowhawk), Vanguard, Kalizar,Knights of the Old Republic, Pie Eaters, The one Red and Tau were inthat I can't remember the name of, Vanguard (the ORIGINAL!!! Booyah!),Arrakis, Gnome Footballs, Vanguard (KO, the ORIGINAL original),Flankers, Ted's Friends, Arrakis, Field Knights, Server F1rst, and oneor two on Everquest but that is the tale for another day...
(note: anything listed twice I was in twice, they are not typos)
Reason(s) for leaving your old guild(s): 1. Still in, 2. Guild died,3. Annoying 4. Was threatened by unamed guild members that I would beused as main ingredient in that nights stew, rezzed, used in the nextnight stew, rezzed, used in the next next nights fois gras, rezzed,used in the next next next nights martinis, rezzed, left a lone for aday or two to regain my calm, composure, and flavor, then turned loose,naked, in un goro crator and hunted in some sort of dangerous gameparody, have my head mounted over the fireplace in the guild's study,have my skin stretched over the guild canoe, and have my meat given toBulvief's pet because no one likes 5 time killed gnome. 5. Still havecharacter in guild, 6. Imaginary, nothing is cooler than Sparrowhawk 7.Guild fell apart 8. TBC launched and I joined Vanguard 9. Levelingguild 10. Made up, no one eats pie, it goes straight to your butt 11.Good guild at the time but it turns out I make a TERRIBLE warrior so Istarted a mage. You guys know how that turned out
(<3 all ofyou!). 12. Ed, Janell, Jami, and I all joined 11. 13. My guild, leftit for 12. 14. Made up, Who could hurt a gnome? 15. What a wildtime.... I love you all and I know that even though you don't exist anymore, you will always have a home for me and the same goes for each andevery one of you.... 16. I ripped this guild apart to make 15 with Ed(Taugrim, Maeglor as you know him) 17. Ted was a good guy but afteradding Janell and I he stopped logging on 18. Arrakis, the first guildI led, left to join Ted 19. Didn't know what that button did, guyswere weird... 20. Made up, I wanted to feel cool and to impress youall by making you think I was in a guild that used a number as a letter(but I'm just not that cool enough....) 21 & 22. I was veryvery young then and it really was a different and unforgettable world.
Are you applying to other guilds (including imaginary ones)? I amapplying to C4r3 834R5 (Talk about cool!!! Look at all those #'s!!!!),The thieves guild (but don't tell Sean or Lynn! Chaotic Neutral ftw!),Celebrity the Apprentice, and American Idol, wait, no skip the lastone, it's a cult not a guild.
Do you know anyone in Bacchanalia? No. >.>
Tell us about yourself: I like shiny objects and Janell won't let me play with sharp things any more.
What’s your favorite web site? failblog.org I've made it on therethree times! *holds up 4 fingers, which happen to be the only fourfingers on that hand*