( /welcome ) to EPIC, a ( Linkshell ) preparing for Endgame ( Event ) s.  We're currently ( Looking for members ) ( Who? ) can show ( Devotion ) and  ( /join ) our family of hard-working ( Member ) s as we ( Head ) through the ( Conquest ) to become the best ( Linkshell ) Bahamut has to offer! We currently run ( Mission ) s, as well as ( Event ) s as we help each devoted ( Member ) achieve higher standards and build a solid ( Linkshell ) . Tired of broken ( Shell ) s? Gone days on end without ( /assist ) ance? Then not ( /join ) ing would be like letting a ( Galk ) ( Penta Thrust ) your ( Rear ) ( Entrance ) with his ( Petrified ) ( Meat ) ( Rod ) and ( Skewer ) all over your ( Head ) . So ( /join ) , and become ( part ) of something EPIC !

~AZARALL, SHELLHOLDER