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Baruden (SuperAdmin) 2/3/2010 8:01 PM EST : Just For Fun
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Whoever said that scarcasam was the lowest form of witt must not
have
>> > been a Quantas Engineer, but a pilot.
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>> >
>> > >  > After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet,
>> > > > which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The
>> > > > mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form,
>> > > > and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.
>>         Some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas pilots and the
>> > > > solutions recorded by maintenance engineers.
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>> > > >
>> > > > (P= Problem logged by the pilot.  E= Action logged by the engineer.)
>> > > >
>> > > > P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
>> > > > E: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
>> > > >
>> > > > P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
>> > > > E: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.
>> > > >
>> > > > P: Something loose in cockpit.
>> > > > E: Something tightened in cockpit.
>> > > >
>> > > > P: Dead bugs on windshield.
>> > > > E: Live bugs on back-order.
>> > > >
>> > > > P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
>> > > > E: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.
>> > > >
>> > > > P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
>> > > > E: Evidence removed.
>> > > >
>> > > > P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
>> > > > E: DME volume set to more believable level.
>> > > >
>> > > > P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
>> > > > E: That's what they're for.
>> > > >
>> > > > P: IFF inoperative.
>> > > > E: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
>> > > >
>> > > > P: Suspected crack in windshield.
>> > > > E: Suspect you're right.
>> > > >
>> > > > P: Number 3 engine missing.
>> > > > E: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
>> > > >
>> > > > P: Aircraft handles funny.
>> > > > E: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
>> > > >
>> > > > P: Target radar hums.
>> > > > E: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
>> > > >
>> > > > P: Mouse in cockpit.
>> > > > E: Cat installed.
>> > > >
>> > > > P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a dwarf pounding on something with a hammer.
>> > > > E: Took hammer away from dwarf.

 


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Baruden (SuperAdmin) 1/29/2011 6:54 AM EST : Country doctors
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Country doctors
 
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. 
The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor..
 
At the first house a woman complained, "I've been a little sick to my stomach.” 
The older doctor said, "Well, you've probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Why not cut back on the amount you've been eating and see if that does the trick?"
 
As they left the younger man said, "You didn't even examine that woman. How'd you come to your diagnosis so quickly?"
 
"I didn't have to.. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? 
When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what was probably making her sick."
 
"Huh," the younger doctor said, "Pretty clever. I think I'll try that at the next house."
 
Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with an elderly woman. 
She complained that she just didn't have the energy she once did. "I'm feeling terribly run down lately."
 
"You've probably been doing too much work for the church," the younger doctor told her. 
"Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps."
 
As they left, the elder doc said, "Your diagnosis is almost certainly correct, but how did you arrive at it?"
 
"Well, just like you at the last house, I dropped my stethoscope.
 
When I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the preacher under the bed.....

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Baruden (SuperAdmin) 1/29/2011 6:57 AM EST : WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS
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WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS

This one is priceless.  A lesson to be learned from
typing the wrong email address!!


A  Minneapolis  couple decided to go to  Florida  to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.  They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules.  So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.


The husband checked into the hotel.  There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.  However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.  He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.

The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends.  After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:



To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2005

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in.

I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.  Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P. S.  Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!


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Baruden (SuperAdmin) 1/31/2011 12:00 PM EST : Job at the FBI
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Job at the FBI:

 

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.   
After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

 

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

 

'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair .. . . kill her!!'

 

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'

 

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

 

The second man was given the same instructions.

 

He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.  The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.'

 

The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

 

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

 

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

 

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

 

 

MORAL:

Women are crazy. Don't mess with them 

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Baruden (SuperAdmin) 1/31/2011 12:01 PM EST : old lady
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An older lady gets pulled over for going 140 in an 80...

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
 
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
 
Woman: Oh, I see.
 
Officer: Can I see your license please?
 
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
 
Officer: You don't have one?
 
Woman: Lost it four years ago for drunk driving.
 
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
 
Woman: I can't do that.
 
Officer: Why not?
 
Woman: I stole this car.
 
Officer: Stole it?
 
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
 
Officer: You what?
 
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
 
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
 
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
 
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
 
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
 
Woman: Murdered the owner?
 
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
 
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
 
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
 
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
 
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
 
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
 
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
 
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
 
Woman: What other lies did he tell you? Bet the liar said I was speeding, too.

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Soloyos (SuperAdmin) 7/20/2011 4:47 AM EST : RE: Just For Fun
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Thanks for these Baruden, made my day.
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Baruden (SuperAdmin) 8/2/2011 3:42 PM EST : RE: Just For Fun
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Do not toot in bed

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.

The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of tooting loudly every morning when he awoke.

The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.

Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out.

The years went by and he continued to blast them out!

Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her.

She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts

Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom.

The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor
Laughing, tears in her eyes!

After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.

About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his
Bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter.

He said, "Honey, you were right." "All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you."

"What do you mean?" asked his wife.

"Well, you always told me that one day I would end up tooting my guts out, and today it finally happened.

But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."   

 

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Baruden (SuperAdmin) 8/2/2011 3:44 PM EST : RE: Just For Fun
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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

 
 Men Are Just Happier People--

Your last name stays put.
 The garage is all yours.
 Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.  

You can never be pregnant.
 Car mechanics tell you the truth.
 The world is your urinal.
 You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.
 You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
 Same work, more pay.
 Wrinkles add character.
 People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
 New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
 One mood all the time.
 
 Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
 You know stuff about tanks and engines. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
 You can open all your own jars.
 You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

 
 Your underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You never have strap problems in public.
 You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
 Everything on your face stays its original colour.
 The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
 You only have to shave your face and neck.

 You can play with toys all your life.
 One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons.
 You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
 You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
 You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
 
 You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
 
 No wonder men are happier.


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Baruden (SuperAdmin) 8/2/2011 3:45 PM EST : RE: Just For Fun
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---------------JANUARY BABY--------------------
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored.
Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to
Recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth.
Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet
Someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance
Your personality.



----------FEBRUARY BABY --------------------
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.
Intelligent and clever. Changing personality.
Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone.
Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest
And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves
Freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves
Aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.
Gets angry really easily but does not show it.
Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends
But rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn.
Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.
Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the
Inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.
Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.
Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone
New and realize that you are a perfect match.
 

-----------------MARCH BABY --------------------
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and
Reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous
And sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity.
Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered.
Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness.
Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up
Feelings. Observant and assesses others.If you
Repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your
New love in 8 days.



------------------APRIL BABY -------------------
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.
Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and
Sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does
Work well with others. Very confident.. Sensitive.
Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good
Memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look
For information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or
Make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and
Others. Understanding. Fun to be around.
Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive.
Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and
Travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you
Repost this in 5 mins, a Cutie that's caught your eye
Will introduce themselves and you will realize that
You are very much alike in the next 2 day s.



-----------------MAY BABY -----------------
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and
Highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.
Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings.
Beautiful physically and mentally.. Firm Standpoint.
Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite ***.
Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to
Dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.
Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good
Imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves
Literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike
Being at home. Restless. Not having many children.
Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the
Next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone
You do not speak to much in the next 4 days.



------------JUNE BABY -------------
You've got the best personality and are an
Absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make
New friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt
And more than likely have an a very attractive
Partner. A wicked hottie. It is also more than likely
That you have a massive record collection. You
Have a great choice in films, and may one day
Become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck,
You've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you
Will meet someone that may possibly become
One of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.



----------------JULY BABY --------------
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to
Be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation.. Easily
Consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's
Feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
Easily hurt. Witty and sparkly.
Spazzy at times.
Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.
Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive
And forms impressions carefully. Caring and
Loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of
Sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people
Through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties
In studying. Loves to be with friends Always broods
About the past an d the old friends.. Waits for
Friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive
Unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt
But takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5
mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days




------------AUGUST BABY ---------------
outgoing personality. takes risks.. feeds on
attention. no self control. kind hearted. self
confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.
easy to get along with and talk to. has an 'every
thing's peachy' attitude. likes talking and singing.
loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates
not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be
loved. hates studying. in need of 'that someone'.
longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or
restricted. lives by 'no pain no gain' caring.
always a suspect. playful. mysterious. 'charming'
or 'beautiful' to everyone. stubborn. curious.
independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5
mins and you will meet the love of your life
sometime next month.



------------SEPTEMBER BABY ---------------
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends
to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.
Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.
Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.
Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and
caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have
many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional.
Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates
oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.
Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can
understand. if you do not repost this in the next 5
mins, someone very close to you will become mad
at you in the next 8 days.


---------------OCTOBER BABY -------------------
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves
to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical
beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry
often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and
fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but
recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does
not care to control emotions. Unpredictable.
Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND
sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will
not meet the love of your life for 10 years.


---------------NOVEMBER BABY --------------------
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and
dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.
Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards
your inner and outer beauty and independent
personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional
and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people
easily and very social in a group. Fearless and
independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a
crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the
greatest men and women are born in this month. If you ever
begin a relationship with someone from this month,
hold on to them because their one of a kind.


---------------DECEMBER BABY ---------------
This straight-up means ur the most good-looking
person possible... better than all of these other
months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive
in everything. Active in games and interactions.
Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in
organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to,
though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,
yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by
kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of
ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to
delay. Choosy and always wants the best.
Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to
joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone
always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.
Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding.
Able to show character. one guy/girl kind of
person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting
colds. loves music. ]

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Baruden (SuperAdmin) 8/2/2011 3:48 PM EST : RE: Just For Fun
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Confucius Says:


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Man who run in front of car get tired.

 

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Man who run behind car get exhausted.

 

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Man with one chopstick go hungry.

 

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Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.

 

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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

 

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Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk.

 

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War does not determine who is right.  

War determine who is left.

 

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

 

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

 

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

 

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

 

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

 

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Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

 

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

 

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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

 

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

 

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Bloodstone Brethren Clan Structure

Oath Taker

All Dwarfs have a rigid sense of honour that is centered upon a bond or promise. Oath-takers must swear a solemn and sacred oath to abide by and respect the Codex of Stone. Oaths are of special importance for Dwarfs and The Brethren will therefore place great significance on the actual fulfillment of this Oath.

All prospective Dwarfs must demonstrate the Codex of Stone and know of it in it's entirety during the seven cycles of initiation. When one is deemed worthy to join the ranks of the Bloodstones, a final task must be completed... and its evidence presented at the ceremony.

*Upon completion of the tasks, an RP-Event Ceremony will take place following the recital of the Bloodstone Oath at the  Temple and will be presented with a battle helm, and then a Celebration at Kada-Els.

  


Lore Master
Hoarding wealth is the greatest passion among Dwarfs. They are a steadfast race and work hard for their riches and possessions. Rare and valuable items are passed down through generation to generation and so a Guilds treasury is held most dear, as it is both a source of wealth and a bond formed between kin. No Dwarf feels secure unless their treasure hoard is heaped high enough for them to sit on!

Lore Masters are opportunists in trade, always looking to earn an extra circlet. The duty of a Lore Master is to hunt and identify the greatest and rarest of items to donate to The Brethren, or market in auction. In frequent cases, excess weapons of the forge find their way to the hands of a Lore Master, and in turn, to those with the largest Tria pouch! Lore Masters are great storytellers are scribes of Bloodstone, recording the great achievements of the Guild in tomes for all to see.

Artisan
Dwarfs have a great reverence for old things, valuing them for their memories and associations. A skilled Dwarf craftsman reveres great pride in their work and so lives on through it and forms a tangible connection to the past. The preservation and continuing use of such an item is a form of respect and veneration for its creator.

Dwarfs are the greatest miners and tunnelers in Yliakum, they delve deep beneath the surface for metals, precious gems, and whatever other mineral wealth buried in the depths. These raw materials are tended in furnaces to form perfect stocks and ingots, ready for use.

Dwarfs obtain all they really need by trading in raw materials. Through this exchange of crafted items, many diplomatic and profitable opportunities present themselves between neighboring Guilds. The duty of a Artisan is to survey and know the surrounding lands in great detail for discovering new ore sources requires a keen eye. Artisan must also be knowledgeable in all metal properties and able to produce only the finest of stock.

All Dwarf craftsmen are adept in repairing weapons and armour, and able to manipulate metals into fine blades for their works. The duty of the craftsman is to arm every Bloodstone with weapons worthy of a Dwarf.

Alchemist
All Dwarves have a lust for life and a inquisitive nature of all things. They work hard and they play hard. Woven through those extremes are the comforts that sustain them. They enjoy good foods from fresh ingredients both rare and common to fill their hearty appetites, plentiful and satisfying brews to free their spirits for the next day, well rendered remedies to sooth the aches and pains of their daily pursuits, access to unusual solutions for the unexpected needs to keep the work flowing, insights into new alloys to yield ever better service from their weapons and tools, lubricants for machinery and acids for etching runes and a deep connection to nature which provides all the resources not made by the hands of the races in Yliakum.

Warrior

The Dwarfs have always been famed for their sturdiness of build, and the Warriors are a testament to their kin. A Warrior is a master of combat and their duty is to hold a battle line, and to take a heavy toll on those who try to break it. As the line marches forward, they act to secure its hard-won advance, for Warriors can hold a patch of earth with the single-minded tenacity of an oak.

The Bloodstone Brethren must always be prepared for War, for the possibility of threat is always present in the minds and hearts of all. Warriors must train vigorously in all aspects of combat and work closely with a Guardian, learning the techniques of dueling in the hope that perhaps one day they will, in turn, fulfill the role of Guardian. The duty of the Warrior is to become an able fighter, for these Dwarfs form the back-bone of the Bloodstone military might.

Cleric
The Brethren are a very religious clan, giving praise to both their God, as well as respect for their own departed dead. Though the time of there god  walking among them is long over, the effect it had upon the Brethren is profound. The teachings have given rise and influenced every aspect of Dwarf lifestyle, culture and warfare. While every Bloodstone worships there god, like religions elsewhere in Yliakum there are priests who tend to the cares of the people and ensure the teachings of their religion are never forgotten.

Dwarfs harness magic by manifesting its energy from the inscriptions of runes on the surface of glyphs, which by their mere presence somehow imbue them with power. Clerics seek knowledge in the Ways to better understand the gift of magic. Once a Cleric transcends to Elder, it is said, the elements can be commanded by ones will alone, with devastating effect. A Clerics duty is to become strong in the Ways of Magic.

Guardian
Guardians are the elite of the Dwarf Warriors and are selected from the bravest and most aggressive Dwarfs to serve as the Bloodstone's most elite guards. The Guardian is an embodiment of endurance and is characterized by sheer stubbornness and refusal to go down even under the heaviest of blows. It is said that there are few warriors in Yliakum who can boast they are as tough as a Guardian, and none that can prove it.

The duty of the Guardian is to act as the Sovereigns loyal protector, to uphold discipline and courage in all things for the Guardian represents true power and strength. Wherever there is trouble, threat, or danger, the Guardian is always within the thick of it, prepared to to protect the honour of Bloodstone.

Elder
Dwarfs live to a very grand age. The relative length and fullness of a Dwarf's beard indicate how old and wise he is - hence, Dwarfs are immensely proud of their beards and never cut or trim them. Whatever they are doing, if Dwarfs are in any doubt as to how to proceed, they look to the Dwarf with the longest beard to tell them what to do. He provides what is invariably the wisest solution.

Elders are the oldest and wisest of Dwarfs there know and teach many skills and form the Council of the Bloodstone. The duty of an Elder is to guide, to teach, and to enforce the Codex of Stone. Elders considered true Dwarfs, recognised and respected, these valued members of Bloodstone are sought by the Sovereign in times of great difficulty.


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