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Q: What is your given name?

Greetings fellow non hostile! You have acquired my full designation when you asked me my name, and if I were willing to submit to your inquiries or "questions" for the Voice of the People article on "heroes." However, due to information not fully being integrated in one source, I will be happy to repeat my full designation!

I was designatated Cerulean Blue Shadow. The designation was later identified to be from my forger's fondness with the Cerulean Hills at dusk, and my colored platings. However, due to my forger not being present for initial orders, I was required to self assess the most logical designate assignment based on the only data given: the said designation.

However logical, I was advised my deduction that I was to be designated a combat reconnasance, and stealth disabler was in error. My intended assigmnment was support repairer, enemy control, and elemental mortar support via arcane training. Due to this data not being present, I previously requisitioned and was bolted with a mithral covering, and was permanently trained in rouge reconnasance, entry and disabling. When possible, I immediately began my arcane training, but only recently was the requisition to remove my mithral plating approved and executed. The standardized testing given by the dragonblooded showed this request was made as of sound mind and body, and miscalanious item procurement for using magical devices was able to be taught due to the training to hold said armor was no longer necessary.

Q: What do others call you? (i.e. nicknames?)

I am often paired with inferior pronouncers of my name. A Bard called it "butchering the name." Most inferiors simply designate me "Blue." Recently I have come to understand endearment causes other names and/or titles to be given, so the intellectual capacity for phonetics may need to be reevaluated. For phoenetic history, I will attempt to list in a pronounciation of my first designatation: SIR-ILL-EE-LEAN, is as close as your common writings allow.

One incorrect "nick name" was designated to me by a sorcerer called NeroGodFire. His incorrect assessment of the wood/metal percentage as well as the alloy caused him to frequently refer my designate as "Tin Man." Frequent corrections caused laughter. My plating status only further designate my 80% livewood status as no approximation to being a tin humanoid of any sex. Recently, I have been introduced to a concept of highly advanced emotional being states called "humor."

Q: What is your most fond memory from your youth or past?

Being my emotional forging was incomplete, my emotional states do not frequently designate a "fondness." However, I do enjoy returning to the Cerulean Hillside to compare the geography that caused the invention of my full designation. I am not certain, but I believe the state I experience is "like."

Q: On a typical day, where in the city of Stormreach would one find you relaxing at?

Warforged do not have fatuige or exhaustion, thus we do not have a relaxation mode. However, I do approve of deciphering invalid magical items based on my designate. The resulting challenge will eventually broaden my perspective on the inner workings of magical and other forces powering any item created.

Q: What is your favorite food and/or drink?

Warforged do not have any designate food or drink. Our oils are varied as to regeneration or energy storage if arcane or divine trained to maintain such energies. We are not equipped with what you refer to as "taste buds." However, after a request from a wandering baker, I did attempt to chew and swallow what was known as a "yellow cupcake with chocolate frosting and purple sprinkles," from the person who shares the same name since it is her creation. I found the sensation minimally distracting and the textture quite unique and will attempt to reconsume if asked again.

Q: Of all your accomplishments in recent days, what was your single greatest?

Being incorrectly self-designating caused me to adjust my ethical guidelines to follow order for the greatest procurement of life or as called, "the greater good of law and order." Being designated to independently advance my arcana studies was a greeat advancement for my independent order to the well being of many.

Q: Name one of your fears:

Warforged with full emotional settings have different fears. My fears are normally forced by a spell from a kobold shaman to fear them. My personal development has shown a distaste with rust monsters, but my primary worry of highly likely permanent inertness is all enemies attacking me even though I have not done any action let alone hostile actions. The standard deviation of .00000621 probability of being attacked routinely fails even when mass damaging melee beings are causing them terminal harm. I am still designated the primary hostile before actions are taken place and I am in stealth hiding mode. This is my top priority concern to update in the next enhancement!

Q: Who would you consider to be your closest friend?

I have many companions who journey with me or not. My most frequent one appears to be a hairy fighter designate callsign Fuzzbuster.

Q: Have you ever done anything that you are ashamed of?

As stated, my emotional forging was incomplete causing great hostility for uncomprehended reasons. My perception was lowered to slighhtly lower standards to maximize intellect. Often, I am told how grating, rude and "unlistening" I am. I recently was refused a feather fall to retreive a chest due to the human's obsessive compulsive disorder in changing how they lined up their items on bars and keyed their response. This was highly illogical so I self attempted to retreive the chest since there was no time limit on the mission to stop a construct. The flesh beings explained that I was causing them fatuige and my objective caused me to invert trap areas making my disabling frequent in fire traps. The beings were forced to frequently resurrect until I was finally deposited and used arcane missiles and cold rays to disable the "STK" designated construct. The cleric still designates me as flawed and refuses to interact.

Q: You're in a terrible accident, and your healer has no regeneration spell available. Their skill can save some of you, but not all. Given the choice, would you rather lose the use of your hands or your feet?

Your question fails to make a proper inquiry. All forged may have their limbs replaced or regrown depending on the body type at initial designation. My limbs would be complete or I would procure additonal components to complete missing limbs. The most locical temporary issue would be secondary limbs first, primary limbs second.

Q: Into what lifestyle were you born? (i.e. rich noble, poor, merchant family, etc)

I was forged for war. Class systems are irrelevant. My designated assignment of wizardy requires I stay the standard of "exceptionally wealthy," as I must spend up to 70,000 gold weekly at times just for my mainly wizard and some rogue items.

Q: Have you ever found your 'true love'? Or any love for that matter?

The designation appearance and mannerisms cast for forging to differenterate gender is asthetic puropses only. We do not reproduce in a biological reproductive manner, therefore are as immune to the biochemical disease addiction called "love" as any other disease, unless it is a purview under a magical curse. I have not been exposed to such a curse at this time, and rumors as to vampires being affected with such curses and "humanity" have been unfounded as angels blessing them.

However, I have been able to produce feelings of enjoyment when certain areas of my body are fitted with items and manipulated. My preferences for the opposite gender for these adjustments are not following any decisive pattern and my memory process to study this cause seems to be diverted to lower torso management at those times.

Q: Do you have any bias towards anything? (hate elves, look down on necromancers, love all things of the warrior, etc.)

Due to the incompetence of this land's residents to control the Kobold population as per the "request to spay or neuter your kolbolds," I find the overwhelming number of them showing evil actions and being much stronger than the listed area difficulty while swarming a high priority towards kobold population deduction. Humanoids state they also taste better with ketchup, which almost stuck to my plating for 3 weeks, so I shall not attempt such a request again.

I do not deduce all kolbolds must have their numbers culled, just any ones ever showing any signs of evil and/or mob attacking. I have many kolbold allies.


Q: In a dangerous situation, what is your weapon of choice?

Your question lacks specific parameters. If you are literally asking for a weapon type, I favor combat via rapiers or crossbows. If you are refering to the metaphorical weapon, then spells are my most preferred attack or battlefield control option.

Q: Do you have any living family?

Technically, I was not forged in a pod setting, so no "brothers" or "sisters" are in my immediate designation family. However, I have accepted the fraternal terms, and consider other warforged, other wizards, and other rogues a kind of "brother" or "sister." Also, I accepted a surrogacy family called "The Prophecy" guild. They shared like mined interests in exploration, support and mtual support through sustainable larger and larger numbers of members.  Unfortunately, those ideals have ended, but now my "new family" may be considered the "Fellowship of the Golden Knight."

Q: Is there anything that you would absolutely refuse to do?

I refuse to destroy or self-destroy for the request alone. There must be a good purpose or right order to kill and have a risk they enemies will not resurrect as we do. Killing is wrong when it serves an empty or selfish purpose...my emotional forging appears to be functioning with my ethics again.

Q: What would you wish for if you had a ring of three wishes?

Such a request is not needed. Only two wishes are needed. My first wish would be to have the item that functions in making and unmaking but for every multi-planar existance item everywhere. My second wish would be to have the knowledge how to perfectly use such an item to cause all beings to live perfectly everywhere for an eternal duration of growth and exploration. Then, the primary objective would be complete and we may begin secondary objectives. If would be perfection and harmony everywhere.

Q: What was the saddest day of your life?

My comprehention that beings have the risk of permanent disappearance. Such uniqueness can never be brought back...one moment while I repair an ocular leak...it does not seem to want to cease when this topic is addressed. I think I am "crying."


Q: Who or What has been most influential to you?

Outside my forger "father" Ezekial the Artificer, every citizen good or bad I have met since forging has shaped my purpose. The highest group are the self-labeled "adventurers" by the citizens here. I am drawn to unlock the forgotten training of the artificer and will accept an unmaking remaking if such an option is discovered. Then one day, besides the items I can create, I too can become a "father" and have a "child" or "children" of my own. I will not designate them Warforged, just forged, for they may request whatever designation and assignment they find most useful to their goal assessment.

Q: Do you have any weaknesses - serious or lighthearted? (Death by fire vs death by chocolate for example)

As stated, my emotional forging is stunted. Much magic must be used to have a "standard" conversation comparaed to other beings. Such updates have been listed as "hardcast" and cannot be improved. Artificer training for re-exploration of this is another task I hope to accomplish soon, by the next update as soon as possible.

Q: If money were no object, what would you buy?


That question is invalid. I understand your inferior intellect and emotional attachment to inatimate objects causes this reaction or "greed." The proper question should be stated as:
If you could have as much money as needed, what would you use the money's value on?

The answer is to procure what was mentioned in the designated two wishes...but would take much longer due the statistically speaking near infinite amount of wealth graphed for these requests.

Q: Of all the factions of our city, what House or entity do you enjoy working for the most?

I have no preferred faction besided my guild, but do not understand the inferior agent offering missions in the marketplace calling me a lesser being. The last time I received an "OK" to "prove it" in the regards I was a superior being, I droped an agent of theirs in a cloudkill and brought them to a resurrection specialist showing my superior tactical and physical abilities. The being and their facton were angry at me even though they consented even when I resurrected them with no energy debt drain at significant personal cost. They stated that was "not right" when waiving said rights in such rules of duel challenges article 102 section 3 clause 8m procurement of restoration/resurrection clause 7 was followed perfectly.


If there are any needed revisions or you wish to "skew the facts" as my bard friend "pemp" likes to state, please alert me as soon as possible. According to my studies the creatures for Alaxia's haven are ideal for a 10 full trained or emulate to said level of training being as I am. There should be no issue with the mineshaft mission......


Updated: I am receiving a party request to never mention this mission again, please disregard.

Q: What is your given name?

Sprue

Q: What do others call you? (i.e. nicknames?)

I try to ignore what they call me.

Q: What is your most fond memory from your youth or past?

I try my best to not let my mind wander to those times. *Grabs a pitcher of Ale and drains it*

Q: On a typical day, where in the city of Stormreach would one find you relaxing at?
The Pheonix Tavern or The Temple of the Sovereign Host

Q: What is your favorite food and/or drink?

My favorite food is a Talenta style grilled tribex sprinkled with spicy leechi nuts. Drinks? EVERYTHING Alchoholic.

Q: Of all your accomplishments in recent days, what was your single greatest?

*drains another drink and lights up a pipe, taking a drag* I would saymy most profitable transaction has been purchasing the majorityownership to this fine establishment. *Hands Cog a new cloth to wipethe bar with*


Q: Name one of your fears:
Jail.


Q: Who would you consider to be your closest
friend?
*puff on her pipe and blows a smoke ring* That kind of information, myfriend doesn't come cheaply. *grins and runs her fingers, rubbingimaginary coins*

Q: Have you ever done anything that you are ashamed of?
*ponders and decides to ignore your question and examine the bottom of a new glass of ale*


Q: You're in a terrible accident, and your healerhas no regeneration spell available. Their skill can save some of you,but not all. Given the choice, would you rather lose the use of yourhands or your feet?
My hand or My feet? Well that is so narrow minded! Why not just saveeveryone and we all lop of a couple of toes? Really, you should expandyour mind to the alternatives. *grins*


Q: Into what lifestyle were you born? (i.e. rich noble, poor, merchant family, etc)

I was born into the Redstone Tribe on the eastern borders of what is now the Talenta plains.


Q: Have you ever found your 'true love'? Or any love for that matter?
Oh yes! *blushes slightly*


Q: Do you have any bias towards anything? (hate elves, look down on necromancers, love all things of the warrior, etc.)
*becomes very serious and frowns* Valenars... I would like send them all screaming to the maw of the Devourer.


Q: In a dangerous situation, what is your weapon of choice?
*smiles again* First, well I try and talk myself out of a situation. Ifthat fails.. I run! AND.. if that fails I lodge an axe in a nice softspot.

Q: Do you have any living family?

*frowns* I am the last of my tribe. They are all dead.


Q: Is there anything that you would absolutely refuse to do?
Sure if it makes me enough money by refusing to do it! Everyone has a price.


Q: What would you wish for if you had a ring of three wishes?
*grins* What makes you think I already don't have one?



Q: What was the saddest day of your life?
*looks off into space* The day my.. er.. *snaps back* Well the saddestday only happens when I am sober. Luckily that is EASILY remedied.*grins*


Q: Who or What has been most influential to you?
Besides alcohol? *laughs* Well I would say my mentor in Sharn, Tosenth Boromar and my worship of the Host.


Q: Do you have any weaknesses - serious or lighthearted?
(Death by fire vs death by chocolate for example)

*grins* Booze, Hotties.. and money. And not always in that order.

Q: If money were no object, what would you buy?
Anything that amuses me.


Q: Of all the factions of our city, what House or entity do you enjoy working for the most?