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Elol (Member) 8/4/2005 9:30 PM EST : Best Resignation Letter
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----Actual letter of resignation from an employee at Zantex
Computers, USA, to her boss, who apparently resigned very
soon afterwards!
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 Dear Mr.  Baker,

 As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have
a few very basic expectations.

 Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an
intellect that
 ranges above the common ground squirrel.

 After your consistent and annoying harassment of my
coworkers and me during the commission of our duties, I can
only surmise that you are one of the few true genetic wastes
of our time.

 Asking me, a network administrator, to explain every little
nuance of everything I do each time you happen to stroll
into my office is not only a waste of time, but also a waste
of precious oxygen.  I was hired because I know how to
network computer systems, and you were apparently hired to
provide amusement to me and other employees, who watch you
vainly attempt to understand the concept of "cut and  paste"
for the hundredth time.

  You will never understand computers.  Something as
incredibly simple as binary still gives you too many
options.  You will also never understand why people hate
you, but I am going to try and explain it to you, even
though I am sure this will be just as effective as telling
you what an IP is.  Your shiny new iMac has more personality
than you ever will.

 You walk around the building all day, shiftlessly looking
for fault in
others.  You have a sharp dressed useless look about you
that may have worked for your interview, but now that you
actually have responsibility, you pawn it off on overworked
staff, hoping their talent will cover for your glaring
ineptitude.  In a world of managerial evolution, you are the
blue-green algae that everyone else eats and laughs at.
Managers like you are a sad proof of the Dilbert principle.
Since this situation is unlikely to change without you
getting a full frontal lobotomy reversal, I am forced to
tender my
resignation, however I have a few parting thoughts.

 1.  When someone calls you in reference to employment, it
is illegal for you to give me a bad recommendation.  The
most you can say to hurt me is "I prefer not to comment."I
will have friends randomly call you over the next couple of
years to keep you honest, because I know you would be unable
to do it on your own.

 2.  I have all the passwords to every account on the
system, and I know every password you have used for the last
five years.  If you decide to get cute, I am going to
publish your "favorites list", which I conveniently saved
when you made me "back up" your useless files.  I do believe
that terms like "Lolita" are not usually viewed favorably by
the administration.

  3.  When you borrowed the digital camera to "take pictures
of your
 Mother's birthday," you neglected to mention that you were
going to take pictures of  yourself in the mirror nude. Then
you forgot to erase them like the techno-moron you really
are.

 Suffice it to say I have never seen such odd acts with a
sauce bottle, but I assure you that those have been copied
and kept in safe places pending the authoring of a glowing
letter of recommendation.

 (Try to use a spell check please; I hate having to correct
your
 mistakes.)

 Thank you for your time, and I expect the letter of
recommendation on my desk by 8:00 am tomorrow.

 One word of this to anybody, and all of your little twisted
repugnant
 obsessions will be open to the public.

 Never f*** with your systems administrator.

 Why?

 Because they know what you do with all that free time!

 Wishing you a grand and glorious day,



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537097217_Inactive (Applicant) 8/4/2005 9:44 PM EST : RE: Best Resignation Letter

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LAMO nice lmao haha. thats the bomb !
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Silvanaros (Member) 8/6/2005 4:01 AM EST : RE: Best Resignation Letter
Oooh, that's some sexy tree bark
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oh yea, that was great =) thanks Elol

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Teeop (Applicant) 8/9/2005 10:30 PM EST : RE: Best Resignation Letter

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haha that was good

 

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537153891_Inactive (Applicant) 8/10/2005 5:57 AM EST : RE: Best Resignation Letter
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fuckin sweet yo
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Sturym (Member) 8/10/2005 10:05 AM EST : RE: Best Resignation Letter
Taking matters into my own hands
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hahaha, I think i'll stick with a classic though...

 

fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, your cool.. and fuck you

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